I swear to you, my bulldog can talk!

Ok, I know it sounds like I'm crazy but I swear Bruiser can talk! He has taken to coming up to me, wherever I am in the house, will bump my leg and then vocalize in such a way that I know he wants to go out. Other times, he'll bump me or paw me, do a little singing, I know he wants his nose, big black lower lip, or his head kissed. Granted, he has me very well-trained but there is no denying he is expressive. Just now he told me he wanted a snack. So this is my question to anyone that has a pet. Is your pet expressive and persuasive in getting what he wants? Does he vocalize rather than bark? Obviously, all you fish and reptile people (I love turtles) can't participate by all you others can. Let's just see what we come up with.